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"You have to be odd to be number one."
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Dr. Seuss

this changed my perspective on a lot.

(via the-century)


Straight Boys:  Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians:  Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls:  Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys:  Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People:  WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People:  everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People:  what

sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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Kidnapper:  Get in the fukin van
Me:  Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:  Wut
Me:  This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:  Wut
Me:  Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

africanaquarian:

Every time I hear a white boy talking angry on his phone in public I evacuate the area immediately. They be like “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR, LACY?!”

I look.

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Then I be gone.

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Not today, Timothy. Not gonna shoot me up.

the-spooky-slytherin-princess:

sapphicnymph:

"I’m the only one that cares about you"

when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic

you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.

LISTEN TO THIS
LISTEN

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE