"You have to be odd to be number one."
this changed my perspective on a lot.
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh